Skittles has a chocolate flavor now
do you ever look at some photos and just go “how the fuck did anyone manage to take that”
Babysitting white kids
Remember when Josh made out with a Drag Queen?
This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.
my drug dealer cracks me up
when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven
Rarely do you
see an adult walking
around with scars
littering their body;
now, is it because
they were a happier
most of us
When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I’m a piece of shit, it ain’t hard to fuckin’ tell